For years now, you have read this blog and watched the related anime from a distance. As such, you’ve merely been living vicariously through the television shows that give you such comfort. This has caused you to go through life feeling superior to those around you, those who are doomed to watch substandard American animation and reality shows. However, this mentality has kept you from knowing the horrors of the entertainment industry. This week, I offer you true terror. In front of you is a link. Should you choose to click it, a Night of Disturbia awaits, seeking to unsettle and jar you from your mundane reading experience. You may have to play an eroge VN game, or perhaps try your hand at fortune-telling, or even assume the role of a serial-killing pop star. Should you not click, the device around your neck will detonate, and totally ruin your day. Choose carefully, you only have 60 seconds.
Read or die. Make your choice.